Apr. 20th, 2009

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Apr. 20th, 2009 04:49 pm
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Dear [livejournal.com profile] meruti
Words cannot express how much I love you. So let me at least write you this: Ever since we met I feel like a hummingbird on crack. I think it was a mistake to set my hair on fire in public, but I simply didn't have the strength to bring down the government in such a short amount of time. Why, oh why does my cake always taste like plywood? But let's no longer dwell on the past! I know you are the best ninja this country has ever seen, so I'm sure you'll agree with me if I say that aliens should not be allowed to listen in on our thoughts at night. Long story short, I have this weird taste of blood in my mouth, so I've decided to surgically replace my right eye with a telescope. I don't expect you to understand, but I expect you to have dinner ready when I get back. Please don't tell them about my secret hideout.
Visit me soon,
- ubenet -

what the hell am i talking about? )

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