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listen to my stupid voice!

The Meme:

Record aloud the following:

Your name and/or username
Where you're from
The following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Orange, Coffee, direction, naturally, aluminium and herbs
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

don't you love it when you're having a nice conversation with someone and then they say something incredibly offensive? i don't!

so we're moving! packing is hard. i have a LOT of books; i've packed most of them, but there are a bunch i feel like i just don't need anymore, at least not enough to bother packing them. SO, MY FRIENDS, I TURN TO YOU. i don't really care about getting money for them, so if you can come get them for yourself, they're free to a good home (although if you felt like giving me coffee money i probably wouldn't argue with you); if you need them shipped, though, i'd appreciate a little money towards that. behind the cut is the list! feel free to ask for translator, isbn, edition, pictures, whatever, this is just the quick & dirty version.

( BOOKS )

did anybody else read that as a kid? i adored it. anyway ( chicago is my love and my metaphor )

apparently the xkcd guy CAN READ MY CAT'S MIND

so i had to make this icon.

so i made my first new icon in years!

"No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself" - a chinese proverb

YOU GUYS, I'M GONNA BE GREAT \o/

i still can't believe i'm graduating so soon. i managed to believe it exactly enough to make a mix, though. it's sappy as hell, but if i don't get to be sappy now, when do i?

( it's called 499th convocation, because that's what this is )

Dear meruti
Words cannot express how much I love you. So let me at least write you this: Ever since we met I feel like a hummingbird on crack. I think it was a mistake to set my hair on fire in public, but I simply didn't have the strength to bring down the government in such a short amount of time. Why, oh why does my cake always taste like plywood? But let's no longer dwell on the past! I know you are the best ninja this country has ever seen, so I'm sure you'll agree with me if I say that aliens should not be allowed to listen in on our thoughts at night. Long story short, I have this weird taste of blood in my mouth, so I've decided to surgically replace my right eye with a telescope. I don't expect you to understand, but I expect you to have dinner ready when I get back. Please don't tell them about my secret hideout.
Visit me soon,
- ubenet -

( what the hell am i talking about? )

LISTEN TO MY BROTHER SING!

http://www.depauw.edu/webteam/cms/admin/mmd/playlist_display.asp?id=1491

he is track #9. if i knew more about opera, i could brag about him more efficiently, but the point is, his voice makes pretty sounds and he's related to me!